Sitemap - 2024 - Micron: Small Stories. Big Feelings.
Christmas in Canada (60 Years Later)
I Really, Really Like Chewing Tobacco. Well, I Did Once.
It Is Time for Man To Crawl Back Into the Swamp
Backpacking With a Terrorist in the Rocky Mountains
The 1992 Election Through a Child's Eyes
Losing the Farm: My Grandparents’ Home Is Now Just an Abandoned House on a Hilltop
An Honest Review of the New Starlink Mini
Alakazam! The FTC's Magic Wand Makes All Noncompete Clauses Disappear
I Just Got My Motorcycle License. Now What?
Willy Wonka, Tinfoil Hats, and a Lost Wedding Ring
“Your Brother Is Dead” — The Call That Changed My Life Forever
Introducing “Zombie History: Conversations With Dead People”
I (Almost) Saw Donald Trump in Tucson, Arizona
Santa Claus Wears a Coon Skin Cap
Santa Claus Is Real, and He Wears a Coon Skin Cap
Heroes of Autism: Forrest Gump
Helping a Meth Head Sell Toilet Parts So He Could Buy a New Set of Teeth
The Micron Podcast Is Now on Substack
I’m Going To Have To Stop You Right There
The Interview With Orange Man and Rocket Man the Bad Guys Didn’t Want You To Hear
Everybody, Leave Ballerina Farm Alone
A Rebrand: From Intellectual Vagabond to Micron
Five Ways Being an Opera Singer Makes Me a Better Entrepreneur
“I See!” Said the Blind Man as He Picked Up His Hammer and Saw.
How Can My Kid Become an Astronaut?
I Will Never Be Ashamed of Being an American
I Refuse To Participate in a Recession
You Really Aren’t Pressuring Me to Sign on the Dotted Line.
Wanting To Die Was Easy. Choosing To Live Was Much Harder.
I Lost $6,750 Playing Poker at a Fundraiser for My Kids’ School.
Where Did My Kids Go? Reflections on Father’s Day.
Yes, It’s a Midlife Crisis. So What?
The BBC Asked Me To Send Questions to Miriam Toews About Her Book “Women Talking.”
What if You Just Lied and Said You Have a College Degree? Would They Even Know?
Can You Just Fix It Real Quick?
Five Thoughts on Parenting After Having Five Kids
Making My First $50 as a Professional Singer
What Would You Do for Free for the Rest of Your Life?
He Still Lives in Their Basement, Playing Video Games All Day
A Pretend Controversy About an NFL Buttkicker
I Went to My Son’s 8th Grade Promotion Ceremony. It Was Awkward, Sad, and Hopeful.
You Can’t All Quit at the Same Time!
Pissing Away Your Dead Parents’ Inheritance, Plus, Van Halen’s Singer Is Really Getting Old.
I Almost Never Have Two Bum Days in a Row.
A Life-Changing Revelation at Closing Time
The Second-Worst Marriage Advice I’ve Ever Gotten
Apple’s iPad “Crush” Ad Is Bleak, Ominous and Threatening
Treat Everything (Even a Book Club) Like It Could Be Your Last
I Invited a Mime Over for Dinner. He Couldn’t Stop Talking.
11 Years Ago, I Started Going Viral on Quora. It Terrified Me So I Deleted My Account.
I Spent 10 Hours Watching WWE WrestleMania With My Son. It Was Unbelievable.
Starting a Business Is Hard. Staying In Business Is Much Harder.
The Wedding Singer Job Interview Method
When I Asked Brian Dennehy About Comedians Like Chris Farley
A Life-Changing Diagnosis At 37 Years Old
Pops Williams, Who Lives on the Streets in Colorado
Aim To Be Good, but Not So Good That You’re Useless
The Dangers of Reusing a Family Name
Done Is Better Than Perfect: Just Launch It and Improve as You Go
Please, People, Stop Asking Me Where I’m From
The ‘Luck of the Irish’ Isn’t Luck: It’s the Result of Hard Work
A $5 Million Sandwich: A True Story About Business
Becoming the Father of an Adult
A Trip to a Bagel Shop Made Me Decide To Quit My Job Forever and Become Self-Employed
Mark Twain, Michael Jordan, Sylvester Stallone, Bob Dylan, and John Wayne All Sucked.
Three Truths and a Lie Adults Told Me About Growing Up
Men Would Rather Die Than Go to Therapy. That’s Not Good for Men, or for Therapy.
Helping My Teenage Daughter Write a Book and Sell It on Amazon
Advice to My 20-Year-Old Self: Thoughts on Health, Wealth, and Wisdom
Snakes Are My Emotional Support Animal. I Used To Keep 13 Snakes for This Reason.
Try Snorkeling: The Gateway Drug to Scuba Diving
It’s Not That I’m Lazy; It’s That I Just Don’t Care.
We MUST Change the Way We Talk and Report About Suicide
Visiting My Childhood Church After Being Gone for 24 Years
3 Things I Actually Miss About Having a Real Job
Aspiring Book Authors: Here Are 12 Things I’ve Learned From Talking To Published Authors
When I Finally Found My Happy Place and Circumcised the Tip of Florida
Life as a Digital Nomad in Two Pictures
How I Started a Successful, Profitable Business From Absolutely Nothing
I Don’t Think I’ll Be Here in Ten Years. (That’s What She Said!)
Screaming Inspiration From Shia Labeouf - Do It!
Entrepreneurship Is Not Gambling So Stop Acting Like It Is
Watching Mr. Holland’s Opus After 25 Years Later Is Comforting and Shocking
Avoiding $10,000 in Unnecessary Dental Work
Taking 11 Flights to Alaska and Back
10 Lessons I’ve Learned From My Scuba Diving Adventures
Skilled Labor Isn’t Cheap. Cheap Labor Isn’t Skilled.
The Best Investment I Ever Made: My, My, My, My, Corolla!
Meeting an Apollo 16 Astronaut Who Went to the Moon and Back
Arizona’s Dream-Killing Solar Panel Lease Scam